Cooking Tips

Cook until knife inserted near center comes out clean:
Baked custard mixtures are done when a metal knife inserted off center comes out clean. The very centre still may not be quite done, but the heat retained in the mixture will continue to cook it after removal from the oven. Cooking longer may result in a curdled or a weeping custard. Cooking a shorter period may result in a thickened but not set custard. View all the cooking tips >

Egg Jokes

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Why can't you tease egg whites?
They can't take a yolk.

At a party, a magician was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear.
"There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?"
"Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."

How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What happens if you play table tennis with a bad egg?
It goes ping, then it goes pong.

Did you hear about the wizard who turned his friend into an egg?
He kept trying to poach his ideas.

What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
An eggs-plorer!

What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up!

How many eggs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Eggs don't have hands.

What day do chickens hate the most?
Fry-day

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!


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