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Egg JokesWhat’s your favorite egg joke? Why don’t you send it to us and we'll add it to this page… click here to send us your jokeWhy can't you tease egg whites? At a party, a magician was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear. How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it? How does a witch make scrambled eggs? What happens if you play table tennis with a bad egg? Did you hear about the wizard who turned his friend into an egg? What do you call an egg that goes on safari? What happens when you tell an egg a joke? How many eggs does it take to screw in a light bulb? What day do chickens hate the most? Why did the chicken cross the playground? |
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