Why can't you tease egg whites?
They can't take a yolk.
At a party, a magician was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear.
"There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?"
"Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
What happens if you play table tennis with a bad egg?
It goes ping, then it goes pong.
Did you hear about the wizard who turned his friend into an egg?
He kept trying to poach his ideas.
What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up!
How many eggs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Eggs don't have hands.
What day of the week do chickens hate the most?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan!
(sorry about this one but it's The Egg Guy's favourite)
Why did the chicken cross the internet?
To get to the other site!